The Glove

hey buddy, I could use your help, I gotta glove and a gimpy hand
to get it snug you gotta give it a tug and then I’ll moonwalk out the men’s room door and go

I got to admit, pal, it gave me a chill to hear another key slipping in
I thought this can was only for one man and yet you’re here so let’s be friends
don’t worry, I got no intention of razzing you with these prongs
now you gotta be rough when you pull on the cuff, if the glove is to stay on

oh, I’ve never seen this kind of reaction, you’re a deer in my headlights
oh yeah, have a heart, help me get this stinking glove on right

come on now fella can you give me a sign, are you willing or ya just gonna stare
I was hoping to hose out some of my clothes before they shut things down upstairs
your rosy cheeks are looking new to the streets so here’s a bit of advice, young man
don’t eat that slop they’re serving up up top cause it’ll get you in the end

oh, I’ve never seen this kind of reaction, you’re a deer in my headlights
oh yeah, have a heart, help me get this stinking glove on right

tell me, are you feeling alright
are you down some hallway of light

now we’re back to nature, now it’s fight or flight
in rags I’m a beggar zombie, but to stare like that is just impolite
wash your hands, turn and scrub me away
but the man in the mirror’s gonna have his day, hey hey

oh, I’ve never seen this kind of reaction, you’re a deer in my headlights
oh yeah, have a heart, help me get this stinking glove on right, you can heal the world tonight

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